My first official open letter, I dedicate to my sister.
Dear Kristin,
Can you please get your dog, Duke, to stop humping inanimate objects? It makes me feel uncomfortable. It also puts me in an awkward situation when my kids ask, "Mom, why is Duke shaking his bum on the chair... table... shoe... your leg... Eden... that Elmo toy?"
It's not cute. It's not funny. Well, maybe just a little bit funny, but still... you can only watch a dog try to do the naughty with a stuffed animal so many times before it begins to lose its thrill.
So I think it's time to take away Dukes dog-hood or at least lock him up when we're at your house until Eden is old enough to defend herself.
Thank you so much for your consideration on this fragile subject matter.
Sincerely, your sister,
Ginnie
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• I know I have 3 other kids, but they're just not quite as fun to take pictures of right now •
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