10.22.2008

WILL. IT. DIGEST! Part 2

I thought I was done playing this game... I thought wrong.

If you were unfortunate enough to miss the first installment of the game WILL. IT. DIGEST! Make sure to go and check it out here. I'm convinced that your life will not be complete without it.

The game is a little trickier this time now since Macie is no longer in diapers and I don't love the game WILL. IT. DIGEST! enough to go fishing around through her poo to find out what is digestible and what is not. So part of the fun of the new and revised version of the game WILL. IT. DIGEST! is you decided if it will digest or not. Can you feel the excitement?
Now on to the game we all morbidly love and adore (and remember, say it with enthusiasm)
WILL. IT. DIGEST!






And it doesn't just stop there:

  • Styrofoam cups
  • Barbie shoes
  • Paper (still)
  • Hair elastics
  • Crayons (still)
  • Markers
  • Small magnets (I know, scary)

This is just a small list of the things I'm aware of that she eats.

She is really naughty about it too. She comes up to me pretending to be all sweet and then opens up her mouth to display what she's about to swallow like a thumb tack (not really) and then she'll run off as fast as she can. Then when I finally catch up to her she hurries and swallows whatever is in her mouth to hide the evidence. I don't really think it's that fun of a game, but right now it's her favorite to play.

As far as I'm aware she is perfectly fine (aside from the fact that she finds joy in eating non-edible household items). I keep telling myself that she will grow out of it, but now I'm not so sure. The poor girl, doesn't she know that when she's 16 and eating kitty-liter the boys aren't going to want to kiss her.

So that concludes our fun little game of WILL. IT. DIGEST! Hopefully this will be the last time you will have the pleasure of playing.

9 comments:

E n D said...

Flip-flops? Really? That girl has an amazing stomach!
I loved your home tour, what a beautiful backyard! Oh, and you're not alone, I save twistie ties too :)

Chell said...

Oh we were just talkign about the Amazing digestive skills of your daughter this weekend. You have your hands full!!

Ashley said...

Nice! I don't even have words...just a jaw left wide open in disbelief. But how can I not, when there is pictoral evidence. Little M is giving you a run for your money, and hate to say it, but might bankrupt you. Good luck with that.*U*

Val said...

Wow! She never ceases to amaze me. As Michelle said, we were just talking about how funny that was when she used to eat random things! Guess she's still doing it. Well take care, keep us up to date on the eating habits! It makes me laugh!

Mindi said...

okay, the flip flop photo just made me gasp. seriously?

i quite enjoy "will it digest?" here's hoping there are more installments!

Emily said...

I am flabergasted! That is so wild!I read the first post and about fell out of my chair when I saw the jelly bug! That is out of control! What did the pediatrician say???

amyorr said...

I can't believe she is still doing that! Maybe she really is hungry. Not many people can say they have eaten part of a flip flop. Funny!

Steve said...

One word. Pica! No seriously, have you ever considered it? I do enjoy the game though. It is absolutely amazing to me (and it makes me laugh).

Ginnie said...

We can cross pica off the list. She's been tested and the results were negative... She must have some other deep rooted issues. :)