I had a dream...

A few nights ago I dreamt that I birthed a severely defective child with a striking resemblance to Sloth from Goonies.... "baby ruth"

According to the dream dictionary:

"This dream refers to your fear in the outcome of some decision or project. You are trying to overcome difficulties in your life and achieve inner development.

To dream of giving birth, suggests that you are giving birth to a new idea or project. It also represents a new attitude, fresh beginnings or a major upcoming event."

As much as I love "giving birth to new ideas and achieving inner development", I'm just thinking it means I NEED HELP of the professional kind. Or it could be a sign to either not have a 4th child or just make sure to load up on prenatal vitamins and cut back on the red bulls before I get pregnant. I'm just saying...

Oh, and last night I dreamt that a bear was attacking my family and all I did was hold the video camera to catch it all on tape.
Can you say, highest viewed video on youtube?

Apparently, that denotes aggression. Go figure.

And speaking of "Baby Ruth", *Macie attempted to eat her own poop.
That wasn't a dream.
Unfortunately, it was reality.

*at least that's what she told Abrie & Kaleb. I'm hoping that it was a joke... but then again, I wouldn't put anything past Macie and her strange eating habits.