Hello.

(This is not a turkey induced coma. In fact, this is not an anything induced coma. This is just Nate... asleep... underneath our makeshift computer desk. Totally normal, right?. At least I didn't find him spooning the kitchen cabinets again.)

I was just thinking it was time for me to check in.
My absence in the blog world has not been because of the lack of blogging material.
Actually, it's quite the opposite.
I have lots of things I could blog about...
problem is I just don't have the time.

What I really need is an invention that reads minds.

Something kind of similar to a Word Perfect program, but for mind reading.
So all I would have to do is just think it and then BAM!

it would appear in a blog post all neat and tidy

and ready to read for your blogging pleasure.

And then, perhaps, after they figure out how to create a Word Perfect mind reading program

they can invent a similar device for husbands who struggle in the mind reading department.

(I'm not going to name names,

but the one who spoons with cabinets could possibly benefit from that).

And life would be perfect... almost.

Especially if there was way to clean your house by just thinking about it.

(Have I mentioned that if I were to have a super human ability it would be the power to make things happen just through thought. I'm getting close to perfecting the art. Right now I can change the channel on the TV just by thinking about it, but it only works if I have the remote in my hand.)

Speaking of super powers, have you heard of the Superuseless Superpower blog?

It's pretty funny.

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