12.29.2010

And then,

The first week of Christmas break went a little something like this...

The girls had their very first dance recital.
They were so cute and so very sparkly.


And then, this little boy turned SEVEN
He informs me that he is now just THREE years away from turning TEN.

And then we officially got snowed in.
And then they cancelled school.
So then I thought I would culture the kids a little and we watched a Doris Day movie.
But then the power went out and I thought how am I supposed to entertain the kids with no TV.
Then I pulled out a puzzle for the kids to play with, but apparently puzzles are too old school for them.
So then I just left them in the house to fend for themselves and I went outside to shovel the driveway for two hours.
And then I lost 5 pounds.
Then I prayed for more snow to shovel so that I could lose another 5 pounds.
(that snow came today)
Then the power came back on and I was thankful that I didn't have to live like a pioneer...
a pioneer in a nice home with a gas fire place and a gas stove to cook food on.

Then Christmas finally came!
And then, like every year before this, Nate & I look at each other and wonder why we got the kids as much as we did.
So then I secretly hid a few gifts that the kids haven't played with and I plan on taking them back to the store.
(I'm pretty sure Santa's gifts are exchangeable/returnable at Target.)
(Because I'm pretty sure there's a Target at the North Pole.)
And then, when the cashier hands me my money back, I will be oh, so happy.

And then I thought it would be fun to end this post with a little Christmas mooning...


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11 comments:

Em said...

INDIAN GIVER

Ginnie said...

What they don't know, won't hurt them... :D

Ashley said...

Oh that little wrinkly bootie! Tee hee hee...

Mindy said...

and then...I laughed and laughed.
Sounds like Santa has buyer's remorse at lots of houses.
p.s. there really are few things better in this life than naked baby bums. Dr Pepper maybe...

Jenna said...

SOOO cute! I'm glad you had a merry christmas

Tiffany said...

I grabbed a few presents under the tree when no one was looking and put them away for birthdays. My sister taught me that trick.

And those baby buns? They're making my ovaries ache.

The Perry family said...

That's a good idea! and thanks for sharing the boo-tay picture!

Angie said...

If only my dimples were that cute!! I am cracking up that you are returning things... so funny. My kids would NEVER forget what was given to them.

Melynn said...

Merry Christmas. i don't think I have ever seen such a chubby baby bum.

Chell said...

Love the Christmas mooning!!

Rowland Heights Painters said...

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