Reasons for my Absence

(They look like a homeless bunch, they do.)

• I've been busy with my four yay-hoos.

• I've been fishing keys out of poopie toilet water.

• I've been playing the Words With Friends app.

(think you've got game? bring it on)

• I've been trying figure out the reason why my washer smells like pee.

• I have a sneaking suspicion why and who it is, but no one is fessing up.

• I've been chasing around a very mobile Eden.

• I've been on sabbatical.

• I've been cleaning my house.

• No, that's a lie. I haven't been cleaning my house.

• I've been having neck spasms every time I sit down at the computer.

• Coincidentally, my kids have whole body spasms every time I sit down at the computer.

• I've been brushing up on my dance moves for So You Think You Can Dance tryouts.

• You can't touch this...

• I've been cantankerous.

• I've been looking up what exactly the word cantankerous means.

• ehween edchkleel !@ dhethels

• I just had another neck spasm.

• I've been staring longingly out my window waiting for the sun to actually shine.

• I've been happy birthdaying with Nate.

• I've been busy preparing for the end of the world. After all, the bible guarantees it!

• I've been repenting, serving the needy, repenting, reading my scriptures, and repenting some more.

• Statistics show, there is little to no hope for me.

• Statistics also show that 4 out of 5 of you have a hankering to look up what cantankerous means...

• and now 2 out of every 5 of you feel the need to look up hankering...

• and 1 out of 5 of you will go to google and find an even bigger word, like,

I like brobdingnag butt's and I cannot lie.

• Unfortunately, I am that 1.

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