*Oh, TOE you di'in't!

I'm pretty sure that I have broken one of the cardinal rules of toe nail painting.
I'm not talking about the rule of,

Thou shalt not attempt to give thine self a french tip manicure using white-out

(I found that one out the hard way).

I'm talking about the other two rules:

I.Thou shalt not paint thy toe nails leaving the 4th & 5th toe neglected.

II. If thou hath complete disregard for the above rule, thou shall at least attempt to paint thine nails so that it doth not appeareth that thine 3 year old off spring hath painteth them... eth.

• I cannot confirm nor deny that this has been a first time offense.

• I cannot confirm nor deny that I went an extended period of time wearing flip-flops with the exposed naked toes.

• I cannot confirm nor deny that there is a high possibility that my toes still look like that.

• I can confirm however, that on the scale of awesomeness my toes make it to at least a 6.85 maybe even a seven.

• I can confirm that breaking this cardinal rule of toe painting will set me back a good few months for making new friends.

• I can also confirm that with a clever title such as "TOE you di'int" I will have Internet BFF's in no time flat.

*Alternative post titles:
-Fashion TOE-pa
-Holy TOE-ledo Batman
-Tic-Tac-TOE
-TOEn't ya wish your toe nails were hot like mine? TOE'nt ya, TOEn't ya?!
-No-TOE-rious

and last but not least,

-I Didn't Paint All My Toes Because I Was in a Hurry.