
This movie came highly recommended to me... by one person.
This person shall remain nameless.
Not because I want to protect the identity of the person,
but because I can't remember who that person is.
There's no shame in my game.
Their name would be typed in big BOLD lettering just to single them out
because I just waisted an HOUR & a HALF of my precious life...
Do you know how much contemplating of nothingness I could have accomplished in that HOUR & a HALF? Lots.
How about a highlight?
I'll set up the scene:
The lead female character is depressed from being chased by shadow demon monsters so naturally she sits down to eat a tub of chocolate ice cream... because chocolate makes everything better- even if you're being terrorized by demons.
The supportive boyfriend walks in, casually sits down next to his woman to comfort her and says, "I thought you were lactose intolerant?"
So profound.
But not as profound as the scene where the goat gets possessed and starts speaking in tongues.
No worries on waisting your time to see this one.
I already did that for you.

3 comments:
i only know one ginnie. and silly girl the movie is supposed to be like that.it is made by the same people as the "evil dead" movies. it is all tongue in cheek. watch those movies and you will know what i'm talking about. funny/making fun of zombie movies humor. now that you know how nerdy i am, we really really liked it!
I thought it was supposed to be scary... like really scary. You need to inform be before I see the movies. I'm calling you next time...
nope just a parody type! although annie said she was never listening to me again after i suggested nacho libre and blades of glory.
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