Project Skinny

I believe it is time to get back to my pre-pregnancy weight. The motivation started the day I had Eden. I was sitting in the hospital bed and the nurse was running through an endless amount of questions, one of those questions happen to be,

"How much do you weigh now?"

I answered.

Then she asked,

"How much did you weigh before you got pregnant?"

Again, I answered.

Then she looked at me and said,

"Wow, you gained a lot of weight!"

My response,

"Why, yes. Yes I did and I enjoyed every fat filled calorie of it."

My goal is to stay motivated for project skinny and to help me accomplish that I will blow up this completely authentic, 100% non-photoshopped picture of myself as a constant reminder that "I must, I must, I must decrease my butt"... and get a tan... and give the sisters a lift and an enhancement... and when the doctor asks me what size I want to be I will asked for the engorged size.

So here's to eating healthy and working out
starting
right
now!
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(Two hours, 1 bowl of ice cream, 3 chocolate chip cookies, and a handful of Swedish fish later.)
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Okay, so when I said eating healthy, what I really meant was eating an occasional vegetable every now and then.
And when I said working out, what I really meant was walking from my bedroom to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream.
And when I said starting now, what I really meant was starting a week from now.

Oh, and when I said completely authentic, 100% non-photoshopped, what I really meant was completely non-authentic & 100% photoshopped.