I swear, I am not a spacey person (others might disagree), but lately I don't even know my head from my butt (OK, actually I do... at least I hope I do). My new famous line whenever anyone asks me to do something is, "Sure, I can do that. Just call and remind me". For example, "Ginnie, can you watch my kids in 20 minutes?", (me) "Sure, I can do that. Just call and remind me". Why I can't remember something that's only 20 minutes away? I don't know. And second question, why would anyone trust someone that has that bad of a memory to watch their kids? Hmmm, not sure on that one either.
So here's what I'm thinking; besides hiring a nanny, maid, cook, masseuse, and a part time pool boy, I'm considering hiring a personal assistant. I mean, why not? It's the perfect idea! They do all of my unwanted thinking for me leaving me with plenty of time to think about things like, why do I have this one abnormally long hair on my arm that keeps growing back longer, and longer every time I pluck it? and what possessed me to have bangs the majority of my life when all this time people were secretly mocking "the bangs"? and why in the world does my toilet still smell like pee after it's just been cleaned?... the maid must not be doing her job.
As you can tell I'll have plenty of things to keep my mind busy while I'm thinking about nothing. It will be great! And for those of you who are automatically assuming that I might be pregnant due to my new found problem with short term memory loss... rest assured. I'M NOT PREGNANT! Nope, little Pubert or Bonquesha won't be coming anytime soon. Sorry.
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OH WE BOTH DO NEED HELP! I have me the same problem. As far as the toilet still smelling like pee, it must be my maid too, maybe we have the same maid? I even ran the spongebob squarepants potty seat in the dishwasher,(I know, I know, wooh and awww all ya want!) it still stinks! I seem to be the only one that can smell the urine, hubby says it doesn't smell to him. I guess that is the difference between male and female. As for the maid, she is fired, lol.
I wonder if it is a new form of the flu and contagious. I have been terribly forgetful lately also, I mean more than normal. (not good when I am forgetting to do homework) Oh and when you figure out the secret to the rogue arm hair let me know. I have one of them also...
Seriously Ginnie, I get stressed when people ask me to do things anymore because I forget EVERYTHING. I don't know if we are just getting old, or if it is the fact of having several small children constantly preying on our brain matter or what, but it really sucks! As for the toilet, ugh...one of my lease favorite things. I finally started scrubbing all the nooks and crannies with Comet, ajax, whatever and a toothbrush. That includes the floor surrounding the toilet. I am a firm believer than no male can actually MAKE all his pee into the toilet, therefore, I am sure it ends up on the toilet, walls, floor, etc... It seems to help..... when I remember.
Its permanent brain damage form the 3 children you already have! Are you sure you not pregnant? Maybe you just forgot you were:)
PUBERT????
My first thoughts were that you might be pregnant...I would take a test just in case :)
I have the same problem and I don't even have kids. I forget peoples names even when they had told me 5seconds ago. The sad part is, I'm aware that I forget names & I try to make an effort to remember & still forget. I'm glad I'm not the only one, I thought I was getting Alzheimers at 26!
I am just like you in this department. I swear I am going to be completely useless once I am pregnant, because I have the WORST memory ever! Especially with names!
Pregnant? What? Ginnie? Oh, and Pubert, I vote for 100%! By the way, I'll go spread the good news!:)
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