- Destine does not rub on like lotion when applied to the arms, face, and hands.
- It is possible to remove crayon, marker, and highlighter drawings from the carpet. It's hard, but definitely possible.
- Pee stains can also be removed from the carpet with only a faint stench lingering behind.
- Downing almost 20 Prevacid in a 30 second time span does not cause any side effects- unless you consider tantrums and not listening a side effect.
- Smearing a gallon (slight exaggeration) of your Mom's new anti-wrinkle cream on a two year old face does not prevent wrinkles. In fact, I think it added more to my Mom's face. (Sorry Mom, I'll buy you more)
- Reading Twilight effects the psyche. Now my dreams are filled with vampires, werewolves, and halfbreed vampire babies.
- While we're on the subject. I'm protesting the moving because they got Edward all wrong. Isn't Edward supposed to be drop dead vampire beautiful? The Edward in the movie... Can we say UGLY? Not a fan folks.
- I promised myself that I would never admit to reading the Twilight series in public. I failed.
- The more your child walks around naked, the less laundry you'll have to do.
- Leaving sacrament meeting after just being peed on with grace and style is extremely difficult to pull off, but can be done. You just have to make sure you sit through a good 10 minutes of church to let the pee soak into the front and back of your skirt, wipe off your legs from the waterfall of pee remnants, and wipe out your new, now full of pee puddle shoes to ensure you don't slip on the way out as you make your graceful escape. Oh, and just make sure that you cover you child's mouth before she announces, "Momma, you got pee-pee in your pants".
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Oh, that pee story made me laugh. I may even have peed a little in my own pants. Glad I'm not the only one with training challenges (http://aqueenintraining.blogspot.com/2008/02/my-bed-her-bed-your-bed-their-bed.html)
I have to agree with you on the casting of Edward. I also envisioned him drop dead gorgeous and very very very very buff. That being said, I will still be paying to watch the movie. Have you read Book 4 yet? I am anxiously waiting for my public library to bring it in. I did go to Stephanie's website and read the spoilers, almost wished I wouldn't have.
you are a complete crack up. been there on a few of those. Gotta love these young rugrats we have that test our every day patience. hang in there girl.
Ok, well I had to pass my tidbit. I'm quickly moving into potty training phase, but still diapers are there to catch any mistakes. This trick comes from housebreaking puppies, where you don't want them to return to the scent and "remark." A spray bottle of vinegar and water. It might smell like pickles for a bit, but you will find the pee pee smell gone!! Or you could go to the pet store and spend 5 bucks on the carpet spray :)
Ginnie, you seriously need to post every day!!!! I miss you when you don't!
Oh the exciting life you lead. How do you handle being so fabulous???
Oh boy. That's all I can say. :) and that I totally agree about Edward in the movie. Wrong on so many levels.
I totally agree about Edward...they needed at least an attractive guy. And I have vampire dreams ;) I have at least one a week since I read them almost 5 months ago!
Who said motherhood wasn't glamorous? Okay, perhaps it isn't glamorous, but at least it's entertaining...retrospectively at least.
Again your funny. I love you.
By the way, we told Nate you can borrow our carpet cleaner whenever you want.
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