Dear Dryers Slow Churned Rich & Creamy Double Fudge Brownie Ice cream with 1/2 the fat and 1/3 less calories than regular ice cream,
You help fill that empty place in myheart stomach that's hidden somewhere roughly beneath my rib cage and crammed somewhere above my growing fetus.
You help fill that empty place in my
I'm not 100% sure where that spot is. I'm not even sure where most of my bodily organs that I use to call my stomach are any more. But what I do know is that you make me feel good. Really good. Especially when I eat you with a fork out of the carton and the kids and husband are not around to see me indulge in your creamy double fudge brownie heaven.
Thank you for the temporary gratification you give me. I promise to forgive you for the extra poundage I've put on during our few days we spent together with me secretly eating you in the corner of the kitchen.
I think now, for the both us, it's best if we spent some time apart for a while. It's not you... it's me.
I won't forget you and the fond memories we made. I'll always have that cellulite on the back of my thighs to remind me of your sinful deliciousness. I'll make sure to watch for you at the store and when the timing is right- if you happen to go on sale- perhaps I'll bring you home with me again and we can relive some of those memories. You know, for old time sakes.
Sincerely,
Ginnie
2 comments:
so we won't talk about the breyers sale last week, where I bought five cartons :) and we won't discuss how many are left, if there are any.....
The fork is so much better. I can't explain it. It's just something you have to experience yourself...
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