Sure, my child's underwear is turned around backwards.
Sure, my child's underwear happens to be little boy's underwear...
...but, at least she's not naked. (At least not in this picture anyway)
I can't help it if little boy's underwear are more fun to wear than girl ones. I'm just happy she's partially clothed.
So I guess I've got big news to share.
We are officially out of diapers (we, as in Macie. Please don't confuse we with me, because last time I checked I've been diaper free for quite sometime now. I'll have to check my journal for the exact date).
We are making history here folks. This will be the first time in almost 6 years that I don't have to change a diaper. Can I get hallelujah?!
So, I'm excited about the potty training thing. My Mom on the other hand... not so much. I think Macie has pooped on her new carpet about 5 times already and diarrhea-ed on it once. My mom only knows of 2 times. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. And also, my family when they come to visit says that there's a strange stench in the house. I just sniff the air and say, "hmmm, really? That's weird. I don't smell anything" then I quickly go and light a match to clear the evidence.
Macie has been kind enough, when she pee's her pants, to do it outside on my Mom's porch. She has squatted once or twice outside and planted a nice little poopie in my mom's flower garden (hey, it's good fertilization) and in my Mom's sand box (I imagine it's like kitty litter, but for kids).
Aside from my new task of cleaning out Macie's little skid marks in her undies and cleaning up my Mom's [now] fecal contaminated carpet and going through multiple pairs of underwear a day and sanitizing the bathroom floor from Macie's hydro-powered pee blasts, the potty training experience as been pretty good.
PS- Nope, I'm not planning on changing anymore diapers anytime soon... unless you know something that I don't know. Do you know something I don't know? Just let me know if you receive any revelation for me.
PPS- Can we kinda' keep the pooping-5-times-on-my-mom's-carpet between us? Thanks. I still need to live in her house for a little bit longer and we wouldn't want anything to ruin that, now would we.
8 comments:
Ginnie, ginnie. Your secret is safe, although I'm sure it's not really a secret ;)
You always make me laugh!
Hope things are going well in Sandy! How long do you think you'll be there?
Your secret is safe with me!! Good job with the potty training that is amazing to be out of diapers after 6 straight years. way to go girl. Jenny
WOW. 6 Years! How do you do it? :) That deserves some major celebration! Girls night??
Congrats girl!! Ruby won't get anywhere near the potty chair even though she will hold her pee and squeeze those butt cheeks for 45 min. all while asking for a diaper!! Man I can't wait! Thanks for giving me hope!!
We need a play date soon. Before school starts!!
Woo-Hoo, what an accomplishment. 6 years changing diapers?? CRAZY! That is pretty exciting. I love all the photos of her in the backwards boy underwear, too cute.
i could have financed a new car with the amount of money i spent on panties from target. i am the mom that throws them right away if there is even the slightest poop accident. just. cant. do. it.
congrats, btw: my 3 year old just did this about 2 months ago and my life is now complete.
Congrats on the big event. She is to cute and you are to funny. I remember our last diaper change and the celebration that went with it.
Way to go Macie! (Don't tell anyone, but, I think I'd put Spencer in Ruby's pink underwear if it would mean potty training sooner.)
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