Summer is officially here

I can tell by the late nights and the lazy mornings

I can tell by the scent of fresh cut grass and sunscreen.

I can tell every time I kiss my kids on the head and the salt sticks to my lips.

I can tell by the level of stickiness on my kitchen floor.

Thanks to otter pops, my floor can now double as a fly trap.

I can tell by the constant smell of wet dog in my house. Thing is, I don't have a dog- it's my kids that stink.

I can tell by my farmer tan. You would be jealous.

I can tell by my power bill.

I can tell by how quiet my house has become (my kids now call the outside their home).

You would think that my house would stay clean, but it's quite the opposite...

I'm on summer vacation too.

Just a slight wardrobe malfunction.

Kaleb, helping a girl out.

Look who's standing. No steps yet, though.

We don't have a lot planned on our summer to-do list,

which I'm completely okay with.

I like to keep my schedule W I D E open to leave plenty of room for spontaneity.

Well, that and the fact that I struggle with commitment.

(But this isn't about me- it's about summer.)

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Blog to Book

It was last year, right around February, that Nate's alarm clock would go off faithfully Monday through Friday at 4:30 am. Its repetitive beeping would start off quietly and then gradually get louder and louder sounding something like a constipated crow on repeat. And you do know how annoying constipated crows on repeat can be, don't you?

I kept interrogating him, "What could possibly be so important at work that you have to be there at 5:00 am every day?". I would get the run around response, "You know, I just have pay roll to go through... bills to pay... orders to be filled out." and then I would respond with my usual, "Oh, well that's lame."

I didn't question it again and just enjoyed my three extra hours of sprawling out and taking advantage of every inch of vacant mattress.

Then March rolls around. March 4th to be exact. It's my birthday and I was awakened by three bed head beauties and Nate. They had breakfast in bed all prepared along with an assortment of gifts. I opened each gift one by one, starting with the kids first and gradually making my way to Nate's. His gift was square-ish, thin, heavy, and no mistaking that it was a book.

I removed the wrapping paper to reveal a beautifully bound booked with the title Beautiful Mess and a picture of our family across the cover- he had made the first year of my blog into a book. I managed to mutter out the words, "How could you...? When did you...? How did you...?". His response was short and sweet, "Remember all those early mornings at work?"

I must say, that those are some well spent, treasured hours for sure.

Now I am continuing with the book. I am currently working on 2008 and it is taking me for.e.ver! Most of my spare time is being spent turning my blog into a book and I'm beginning to wonder what I got myself into... or rather, what Nate got me into.

Here's just a little glimpse of what I've been working on...

It's been so much fun to go back and read through all of my old blog entries and reminisce.

It's reminded me of why I write and who I write for.

It's also reminded me that I should filter my brain a little bit more-

referring to my "sisters" as rocks in socks and writing about fingers in bums is probably not the best idea,

but it's definitely funny... well, to me anyway.

I can't wait to see the fruits of my labors in print!

{hopefully sooner than later}

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33 Never Looked So Good!

It's true, this boy had a birthday. 33 years he's been on this earth and 10.2 of those years I've got to spend with him. I thought it was only fitting to come up with a list of things that you might not know, but should know about this man I call my husband and I shall call it, Nate's List of Randomosity...

• he drinks Dr. Pepper as if it were water. On average I'd say he drinks about 64 oz of DP a day.

• he can do a magic bouncing tooth pick trick and won't show me how to do it.

• one of his biggest pet peeve's is when someone gets smudge marks on his car windows.

• sometimes I do it just to bug him.

• it's funny.

• he was voted best hair in high school. It's true.

• his love is fly fishing, second to Dr. Pepper... and U2... and hopefully me.

• he could have possibly shed a tear or two at the U2 concert.

• but you didn't hear that from me.

• he has a stash of candy that he keeps stocked at all times.

• he has a twin brother.

• no really, he does. Dustin is his name.

• I like to tease him that he's not the oldest in his family, because technically he was born 2nd.

• he likes to argue that they were conceived at the same time and would prefer to celebrate his conception day instead.

• I tried to sing "Happy conception day to you..." but it just didn't feel the same.

• Nate & Dustin are complete opposites in every which way...

one's chocolate cake, the other's cherry pie.

one's mustard, the other's ketchup.

one's science, the other's art.

one doesn't have a sarcastic bone in his body, the other does...

• when I add it all up, I think Dustin is more my twin than Nate's.

• which is probably why I like him so much.

In Dustin's words, the weird part is that they started out identical.

So, in order of birth,

Happy Birthday to Dustin & Nate!

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The sick and otherwise afflicted

In a quiet attempt to sneak fruit snacks from the highest shelf in the pantry, his plot was foiled due to sweaty palms. You see, when shelf climbing, it is absolutely imperative that your hands have just the right amount of moisture content- not too sweaty, not too dry, but somewhere right in the middle... or so they say, keep in mind I'm just a novice when it comes to the field of shelf climbing.

So Kaleb's hands, while reaching for that extra large box of Walmart Smiley gummies, began to slide off the top shelf losing any grip they had. He falls to the floor taking the box of gummies with him. The way he explains it is that it all happened in slow motion. I imagine something similar from a scene out of the movie Matrix, but instead of dodging bullets he was dodging bags of Smilies cascading down the shelf. Kaleb came out of the pantry hobbling exclaiming that he had just broke his foot... but that is just a side note to this story.

This past week has been a long one. I have been to the doctor's office six times since last monday. They now know me by just the sound of my voice when I call and I'm only 4 punches away from getting my FREE appointment on my frequent patient punch card, which I'm pretty excited about because they throw in a FREE drink as well.

It started with Abrie being sick and then moved on to Eden (two weeks before that it was Kaleb with strep). I took Eden in on Saturday for a fever and acting miserable and... nothing. She was "fine". I took her in again on Monday for the fever, acting miserable, and now vomiting and... nothing. She still looked "fine". I took her in again today for her fever and acting almost lethargic. After some testing (and two long hours in a tiny room with 3 kids) it turns out she has a urinary tract infection.

The poor thing is just miserable and she looks absolutely terrible as well. Her little face is as pale as a ghost and she is refuses to eat. Along with the eating, she's decided to stop drinking so she's also a little bit dehydrated. The doctor is planning on doing a follow-up visit to look into vesicoureteral reflux, but for now she's on an antibiotic so things should be on the up and up. Which is good, real good. Because I need my sleep. I'm starting to get these large bags under my eyes...

Check out the size of these bags. And I'm not talking about the knock off kind. These are %100 percent genuine, touch-them-they're-real, hard-to-come-by bags. Problem is they don't really compliment my skin tone. When they were talking about accessorizing with bags this year, I'm pretty sure these weren't the kind of bags they were talking about.

And as for Kaleb, I asked the doctor to take a quick look at his foot while we were there. Kaleb insisted it was broken, I was a little bit more skeptical... turns out Kaleb was right and win the should-have-listened-to-my-kid award.

Here's hoping that next week is a less exciting, doctor free week.

Although, a free drink is sounding kind of good right about now.

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A typical day in the life

A dinosaur, a boy, a girl, and a baby sat down at the dinner table...

It's just the beginning of a bad joke with no punch line, my friends.

I cooked Wendy's for dinner, because I'm a good mom like that.

I also introduced my children to the simple joy of dipping french fries in frosty's

and sticking spoons on your nose (preferably without ice cream).

I think I've done my good mom deeds for the day.

Now dipping your fries in a frosty while wearing a dinosaur suit?

I can't take credit for that one, it's all Macie.

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Zuigerphobia

Today will forever be the day known as

the day Abrie got her hair caught in a vacuum.

Or, if you're Abrie,

the day my mom vacuumed up my hair.

It was a very traumatic incident for all involved parties; me, Abrie... the vacuum.

I know what you're thinking.

How, pray tell, does one get their hair caught in a vacuum?

It's quite simple actually.

We were cleaning her room and I was explaining to her that when I was her age my mom made me move everything to the middle of the floor and vacuum & dust all around the edges.

You know, one of those I-walked-to-school-bare-foot-in-the-snow-up-hill-both-ways kind of story.

So while she was on the other side of the bed picking up underneath

I began to vacuum on the other side.

You can see it all happening in slow motion now, can't you.

The vacuum made a terrible sound, the sound as if I had just vacuumed up a small child,

which was quickly followed by frantic screaming, "MOM! My hair, my HAIR. YOU VACUUMED UP MY HAIR!"

Turns out I did vacuum up a small child... or at least the hair of a small child.

That of course was followed by some profanities, of which I have since repented.

It was touch and go for a while there. It involved a lot of pulling; a lot of tugging; a lot of crying; but in the end it all came out alright- no cutting was necessary and scalp was still intact.

After it was all said and done Abrie asked me, "So Mom, did your Mom ever vacuum up your hair when you were my age?". My response? "Nope, I can't say she did. But she did make me clean out the toilet bowl with a wash cloth, by hand, with no gloves... barefoot, in the snow, up hill, both ways." And then I asked her if she wanted to climb under the bed again so I could finish vacuuming. She didn't think it was funny.

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Recipe Love: banana bread

Let's pretend that there's a fresh hot loaf of banana bread in this picture.

And let's pretend that it wasn't so good that I almost ate it all in one sitting.

Let's pretend.

I have had this recipe for years. And as with most of my recipes, it was quickly jotted down on the nearest scrap piece of paper and only understood by me.

And now I will decipher my favorite banana bread recipe for you, so that we may, together, share in banana bread love.

-2 1/2 cups flour

-1 2/3 cups sugar

-1 1/4 tsp baking powder

-1 1/4 tsp baking soda

-1 tsp salt

-1 tsp vanilla

-2/3 cups shortening

-2/3 cups butter milk (split in half)

- 3 eggs

-1 1/4 cups mashed bananas (3ish)

Mix all dry ingredients. Then add shortening, half the butter milk, and the mashed bananas.

Knead for two minutes. Add eggs, remainder of butter milk, and vanilla.

Beat two more minutes. Pour into greased and floured pans.

*sometimes I add nuts or chocolate chips. Just depends on what my personality is at the time.

Bake on 350˚ for 35-45 minutes and enjoy!

Kitchen Tip

Don't have butter milk? Make your own.

1. Pour 1 TBLS lemon juice or white vinegar (I use lemon juice) in a liquid measuring cup.

2. Add enough milk to bring the liquid up to the one cup line.

3. Lets stand for five minutes. Then, use as much as needed.

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one to add to the blog roll...

My friend, Tana, from Sweet Pea Baby has started a new blog called the Style Maven Mama

and in honor of its bran-spankin' newness,

she is giving away one of her Sweet Pea Baby Tunics.

You should go check it out- I think you'll like it.

Her blog is full of fabulous. :)

You can find her giveaway HERE.

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Reasons for my Absence

(They look like a homeless bunch, they do.)

• I've been busy with my four yay-hoos.

• I've been fishing keys out of poopie toilet water.

• I've been playing the Words With Friends app.

(think you've got game? bring it on)

• I've been trying figure out the reason why my washer smells like pee.

• I have a sneaking suspicion why and who it is, but no one is fessing up.

• I've been chasing around a very mobile Eden.

• I've been on sabbatical.

• I've been cleaning my house.

• No, that's a lie. I haven't been cleaning my house.

• I've been having neck spasms every time I sit down at the computer.

• Coincidentally, my kids have whole body spasms every time I sit down at the computer.

• I've been brushing up on my dance moves for So You Think You Can Dance tryouts.

• You can't touch this...

• I've been cantankerous.

• I've been looking up what exactly the word cantankerous means.

• ehween edchkleel !@ dhethels

• I just had another neck spasm.

• I've been staring longingly out my window waiting for the sun to actually shine.

• I've been happy birthdaying with Nate.

• I've been busy preparing for the end of the world. After all, the bible guarantees it!

• I've been repenting, serving the needy, repenting, reading my scriptures, and repenting some more.

• Statistics show, there is little to no hope for me.

• Statistics also show that 4 out of 5 of you have a hankering to look up what cantankerous means...

• and now 2 out of every 5 of you feel the need to look up hankering...

• and 1 out of 5 of you will go to google and find an even bigger word, like,

I like brobdingnag butt's and I cannot lie.

• Unfortunately, I am that 1.

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9 months of Eden

It's been 9 months since baby E has made us a family of 6.

The novelty of having a new baby has not worn off.

The kids still run into her room (which is our room) every morning to greet her.

And when the kids come home from school she's the first person they want to see.

I don't blame them.

She beams with joy and wrings her hands and feet with excitement at the very sight of them.

She's mobile now and doubles as a vacuum.

Her newest trick is pulling herself up on things.

She has a grin that can melt the heart in an instant.

She's a calm soul and a quiet observer.

Definitely not her mothers daughter, which is probably a good thing.

Fresh out of the tub, wrinkly feet and all.

9 month stats:

All I remember is that she weighs 16 pounds and some odd ounces

and is in the 20 percentile for both height & weight.

She may be a light weight, but at least she's proportionate.

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