The coveted "heart chair"

As if life was not chaotic enough, the kids have found something new to fight over....it is the coveted "heart chair". "What is a heart chair?", you ask yourself, well let me tell you, perhaps you will want it too.

About a month or so ago Kaleb was sitting on a chair eating breakfast when low and behold he made an amazing discovery. He found, in his chair, what appeared to be a heart in the grain of the wood. Wow, I know...I was quite amazed myself. How could this heart go undiscovered for so long, I don't know, but one thing is for sure, I wish he never found it.

Now at breakfast, lunch, and dinner I come prepared with my referee shirt and whistle. What use to be a just a some what chaotic meal time has now become a WWF wrestling match tournament every time complete with body slams and everything. The kids are constantly fighting to sit in the "heart chair". We have now come to the point where we are taking turns on the chair. We rotate who sits in the "heart chair" with every meal. This chair has become so important to the kids that all I have to say if they're being naughty is, "Do you want me to take the heart chair away?"...works like a charm every time.

The question is, how long can this go on? I'm afraid, a very long time. Any ideas to help solve this problem?....hhmmm, I'm thinking Ebay.

Curse you "heart chair"

Sure, they're smiling now, but just wait until it's time to eat...that's when the claws come out.