Now here's a shameless plug,
anybody who knows a dentist out in Utah looking for a hard working, detail oriented, very efficient, strong, sensitive, good looking, chiseled jaw line, nice forearms, sexy smile, perfect teeth, great hair (hey, he was voted best hair in high school, I wouldn't marry just anybody), gives good massages, gimme some of that lova lovin' type of man to hire, well then Nate IS that man. I'm mean honestly, think of what type of business a dentist with those qualifications would bring in. You would get pre-pubescent teen girls all the way to dirty old grandmas (my grandma would be included in that) lining out the door just to see Dr. Nate.
OK enough of that...so yes, we've reached the point in our life where we need to start looking for a job (I say we because although he was the one going to school and earning the degree I was at home struggling through it all with him). I'm still trying to hit him up for living in Salt Lake, but the boy is stubborn and very persistent (add that to the list above). He is thinking like payson or Brigham city. At least it's not Idaho (Amy, Daegan I'm just playin'. If I could, I would totally live there. I'd especially like to live in Driggs, I hear it's a sweet place to live. After all, isn't Idaho the new Zion.)
In the beginning of Nate's dental career he is planning on associating with another Dentist. I was telling Nate they he should open up his own practice. Except it wouldn't be your average dental clinic. Here's the idea;
What two people do you dread going to see the most (especially women)...the dentist (unless it's Dr. Nate) and the gynecologist. Am I right or am I right. Since neither one is really one you'd want to go see why not see them both at the same time and get them over with. It's like killing two birds with one stone. The idea might take a while to catch on but once it does business will be booming. I even thought up a name for his business. Two words, that's it....OPEN WIDE....(think about it for just a minute....)
Nate hasn't quite caught on to the idea yet, but I'm still working on him. Just remember, you heard it here first.
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9 comments:
Man finally I can go take my prozac, I need my funny ginnie fix daily don't you know that. Nate needs to understand that my happeness hangs in the hands of you being able to get on the computer geeze. The job hunting has to come second! Where are your priorities guys!
So I talked to Nate tonight about the very thing you are writing about, where you guys will end up. I think I gave him good advice. I'm good at that. I'm thinking about being a shrink to help people with there problems since I have all of life's questions figured out. ha ha
As your describing your new business plan, i keep thinking of the movie patch adams, remember how he welcomed the gyno's?? I thought you were suppose to go to the dentist every 6 mo and the gyno 1 a year, ahh the confusion :) I don't think I could handle the gyno 2 times a year. And just think, the hormones of raging prego's!!
allie- you bring up a good point. Instead of seeing the gyno. once a year you would have to see him twice a year to correspond with cleanings and such... well, just think of that extra visit as an added bonus.
Open Wide! seriously ginnie, that would only come from you. It made me laugh. I actually love going to the dentist, but dont worry, I hate the gyno ( and since my baby is due in 5 weeks, I have to see him every week now, Lucky me!) I hope we all end up close to eachother. It would be fun.
Oh, I forgot.... Nate does have very nice hair. When I saw the picture with his head shaved, I about died.
Hey I am OFFENDED you don't want to live in Idaho. I guess it's ok, I kinda thought that at first too...but I have to say we wouldn't want to be anywhere else. GOOD LUCK with the job hunting.
I would rather go to the gyno than the dentist, but maybe it's because Nate is not my dentist. Tell him I'll be his first patient and he can do the crown I'm pretty sure I need. And I here Springville is a great place, plus as an added bonus, it's not as backward as Payson. No offense to anyone from Payson.
You crack me up. I was laughing so hard when I read the "open wide..." Good one!
Have Nate call me, Rob, the two different guys I am working for will both be looking.
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